JUSTIN BIEBER - 'Baby'

Origin: Stratford, ON
Category: STUFFED CRUST PIZZA
Cherchez La Moose: There's no way I'm nominating Justin Bieber for Volcano Toss. HE IS ONLY A CHYLD! (Ahem, sorry - I invent new ways of spelling words when I get worked up). I'll admit, J Beebs is becoming J Dweebs in his latest interviews; what's with the new accent and slang? You are not from Atlanta, Justin! His latest album, 2010's My World 2.0, has some surprisingly decent pop tunes, and lead single Baby is a fun summer song with a catchy melody. The Stuffed Crust Pizza moment happens at 1:34 when Bieber performs a moronic pool table roll, but otherwise, he's in full swag mode on this one.