MASSARI

Origin: Ottawa, ON
Category: VOLCANO TOSS
Cherchez La Moose: Massari's Real Love has over 27 million views on YouTube. How did this happen?! His awful videos were in pretty heavy rotation on MuchMusic, but I guess I never realized how many people were into them. This song is beyond generic, and the video is painful to sit through. Massari literally looks like he's made of plastic. The felt pen facial hair and unmasculine Dior shades don't add to his sex appeal. 1:48-1:51 is too ridiculous to be hot. All that we're left with is a sermon on "real love," and when it comes from a guy this narcissistic, I just don't buy it.