HEDLEY

Origin: Abbotsford, BC
Category: VOLCANO TOSS
Cherchez La Moose: A beautiful baby moose was born the same day that Jacob Hoggard was eliminated from Canadian Idol....and that same moose ate a poison berry and died the day that Hoggard's new band signed with a Major label. Obnoxious attention whores bother me, and so does painfully generic songwriting, so it was inevitable that I was going to trash Hedley. Did we really need another craptastic mainstream rock band from BC? It also chafes my balls that these guys' songs are used almost every single week for routines on SYTYCDCanada. Smarten up, CanCon. Oh and nice job plagiarizing Hoobastank on this lame track I embedded.