V.I.P - 'Michael'

Origin: Barrie, ON
Category: VOLCANO TOSS
Cherchez La Moose: There was a lot of subpar pop music coming out of Canada during the late 90's/early 00's. Nothing compares, however, to VIP. That's right - Prozzak? Better than VIP. B4-4? Still better than VIP. The Moffatts? You're also forgiven. VIP might actually be the worst Canadian band of all time. They can barely sing on key, none of them are attractive, their dance moves are as simple and generic as they come, and they clearly have horrible taste, seeing as how they didn't outright reject recording Michael. My jaw almost hit the floor when I rediscovered this flaming turd a few months ago. I could bury it further, but there's no need - this song and its accompanying video are so bad that they practically make fun of themselves.